Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apple. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Company Apple Wallpapers

The Best Top Desktop Apple Wallpapers in all kind of resolutions and sizes. For your PC, Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7 and Mac OS. High resolution Company  Apple pictures and photos, widescreen, 4:3, 16:9 and HD wallpapers. They are the designers and creators of the iMac, iPod, iPhone, iPad, iTubes.

Gray desktop hd wallpaper with Apple Logo and the text Think different

Image with the apple logo in the middle and green and white stripes

Light gray background with the rainbow apple logo in the middle and paint drops in various colors


Dark blue wallpaper with the Apple logo in the middle of the screen

Pink bluw background with a black Apple logo

Black Apple logo in the middle and stripes in all colors

Black Apple Iphone and laptop desktop wallpaper

Green wooden background and a black white squares Apple logo in the middle

Black wallpaper with a small Apple logo in the middle

Black Apple desktop background with a gray silver shining Apple logo

Gray desktop wallpaper with white Apple logo

Brown Apple wallpaper with rainbow logo, pencil and eraser

Gray silver Apple wallpaper for your pc

Blue lines Apple wallpaper

Black wallpaper with Apple logo and Think Gamer

Dark grey Apple wallpaper with logo and pacman and text Think new

Pink white Apple wallpaper, specially for girls!

Orange and white Apple desktop hd wallpaper

Black Apple wallpaper with a big X on the left

White desktop background with a girl in t-shirt and lingerie wearing an Apple logo and Ipod

Black desktop hd wallpaper with a little Apple logo

Piece of Wood with the Apple logo and a monkey

Gray picture with little dots and Apple logo

Beautiful blue striped Apple wallpaper with green apples and text Think Totally Different

Black desktop wallpaper with Apple logo and the text Think Different below it.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

iUSA

By J. Thomas Duffy 

Well, if we see President Obama sporting a black turtleneck over the weekend, perhaps that will signal that Apple has purchased the U.S. Government.

 

U.S. balance now less than Apple cash 

Steve Jobs is now more liquid than Uncle Sam...

As Republicans and Democrats continue to work towards a compromise to the country’s debt ceiling crisis, the U.S. Treasury Department said on Thursday that Washington now has a total operating balance of only US$73.768-billion.

Meanwhile, Apple currently boasts a cash reserve of US$75.876-billion, as of its most recent quarterly earnings report at the end of June.

 

If that happens, I suppose, we'll all be mandated to purchase iPhones (which will help streamline the iLocater program), and changes will include download apps for things like Social Security and Food Stamps.

And Jobs can scratch the plans for building his new spaceship office, as, no doubt, he'll move straight into the White House, incorporating the Apple logo into the presidential seal. 

Welcome, to the good ol' iUSA!

(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Steve Jobs announces "Klaatu barada nikto!" -- new iBuilding


I couldn't sit on the DL when I espied the news of this today;


 

After having a banner WWDC start yesterday, Apple founder and CEO Steve Jobs humbly presented his idea for a new Apple campus at the Cupertino City Council today. Jobs wants to build one building that will hold 12,000 Apple employees on a former Hewlett-Packard property in the area between Tantau North Wolfe, Homestead and the 280 freeway.”It’s a little like a spaceship landed,” Jobs says. No kidding.

Jobs began the presentation referring to the fact that Apple is growing “like a weed,” and that its current campus at D’Anza and the 280 isn’t enough — fitting only about 2,800 people. Apple currently rents buildings to house its other 6,700 employees in the area. The new building will augment the current campus.

There's more, something about Matrix-like Curved Holographic windows and how the whole place will be powered by Soylent Green.

 

And WTF was this Justin Bieberish adoration?

The individual members of the Cupertino City Council seemed like they were in awe the entire time the infamously charismatic Apple CEO spoke (which isn’t surprising), asking Jobs for free Wifi and iPads for constituents as well as for an Apple store that's actually in Cupertino and not in the Valley or Los Gatos. Jobs shyly responded to the requests, "I think we bring a lot more than free Wifi."

Beware Cupertino, the past is prologue.

Barnhardt: One thing, Mr. Klaatu: suppose this group should reject your proposals. What is the alternative? 

Klaatu: I'm afraid there is no alternative. In such a case, the planet Earth would have to be... eliminated 

Barnhardt: Such power exists? 

Klaatu: I assure you, such power exists

You can watch it here (and notice, around the 11:00 mark, when Jobs holds the "largest tax payer in Cupertino" thing over their heads, and, around the 17:00 mark, Jobs pulling a Timmy-from-Twilight Zone, wishing the Kaiser Cement plant into the cornfield).

What went unannounced, sources told The Garlic, is that this is the beginning of an ambitious new "iBuilding" division of Apple, and in the yet-to-be-announced future, the debut of "iBlueprint," where anyone can download designs of homes or buildings.



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(Cross-posted at The Garlic.)