Saturday, February 12, 2011

Ayo welcome to the jungle you soft niggas!


Ayo whattup this Big Ghost the icon namsayin. Ayo a nigga been gettin a lot of love from muthafuckas lately nahmean. So the god jus wanted to say truly from the heart yalls is sincerely appreciated like that. I got you namsayin. But at the same time some sensitive niggas is sendin the god messages like ayo Tone why you goin at these little micro niggas like that? You a mega nigga n you fuckin wit these micro niggas n shit. Whycome namsayin? Why you exposin niggas like Drake for they weaknesses n shit? Ayo a nigga aint tryin to blow up a nigga spot like that tho. But it jus so happen that these dudes is weak hearted niggas. Yall weak hearted niggas know who the god talkin to. Yalls aint cut from the same cloth as niggas. Niggas is cut from divine fabrics namsayin. Yalls is cut from Burundi flannel n shit. Yalls niggas need to step yalls thread counts up if you gon step in a nigga square like that. You dealin wit a 900 thread count nigga. Yalls is lucky if you even a 80 thread count nigga. Yalls is on some Made In Bangladesh shit. You dealin wit high quality durable fabrics ova here namsayin. Yalls tear too easy. These Lululemon niggas is tryin to compete wit Carhartt niggas. These spandex niggas aint fuckin wit no industrial strength niggas like that. Yalls aint woven like that namsayin. Yalls aint built like niggas. Ayo the god sculpted from marble namsayin. Yalls little niggas is sculpted from hamburger meat nahmean. Yalls niggas is garbage. Yalls niggas aint known no hardships like that. Thats why you just soft ass niggas. Ayo the god like a Bowser nigga namsayin. The nigga Drake aint built like that tho. He just a Yoshi nigga nahmean. Niggas like Drake was gettin ponies for they birthdays n shit. The nigga had a happy sweet sixteenth party n shit. The nigga was cakin off his bar mitzvah n shit. Nigga was gettin that hebrew dough from his relatives n shit. So the nigga aint knew no hardships like that. He a disney nigga namsayin. But see a nigga aint frontin on the nigga upbringin like that nahmeans. How the god gon hate on the soft nigga jus cos he was a fortunate nigga like that. But the nigga need to stay in his lane n shit. Leave the fantasy shit alone namsayin. Nigga stop tryin to blend in wit actual hood niggas like that. Nigga you stand out like a bullet hole in a wifebeater n shit nigga! You like a mole under a bitch eye wit a long ass hair growin out of it. You aint invisible like that nahmean. Anyways how that nigga gon feel if the god crash one his family gatherins n shit talkin bout WELL HELLO THERE FOLKS! MY YALLS GOT A LOVELY HOME NAMSAYIN! DEAR GOLLY GOSH A NIGGA GOTSTA TINKLE! COULD YALL BE A DEAR N POINT ME TO THE NEAREST LAVATORY HAR HAR! That nigga family gon be like ayo who the big ass nigga wit the eagle on his arm n the hockey mask n shit? A nigga aint gon blend in in that nigga environment namsayin. Thats like a gorilla sayin ayo Imma just go live on this farm n shit. Imma go live on a farm wit chickens n cows n sheep n shit n Imma blend in like that. Imma be in this habitat instead of in the jungle where a gorilla nigga belong n shit. Nah that aint gon work out like that. N ayo that shit go both ways namsayin. A nigga aint just frontin on the nigga for the sake of frontin on a random ass nigga. We just aint built the same. The nigga need to stop steppin on toes nahmean. Niggas from Staten punish theyselves to stay sharp namsayin. Niggas from Staten rock car batteries around they neck namsayin. We slap pitbulls nahmean. We eat the bark off the trees n shit. We smack kids. That nigga was gettin grounded n shit when he fucked up. Ayo when we fucked up we got whipped wit phone cords n belt buckles namsayin. That nigga got sent to his room wit no dinner n shit. Soft niggas aint gon survive if they come to Staten nahmean. Ayo specially in Stapleton namsayin. There aint no Starbucks in Stapleton nigga. Soft niggas need they little caramel latte joints to survive nahmean. We aint got those. But yo we on that majestic shit namsayin. Niggas in Stapleton ride chariots son. Word bond. We glide on chariots wit lions pullin em. Ayo if my girl say to me ayo baby I forgot to pick up the watermelon snapple to go wit the turkey links um so sorry boo boo...or whatever whatever...I say to her ayo dont even worry bout that..Imma go get that nahmeans. A nigga throw on his purple robe n shit n go downstairs. N a nigga dont just be hoppin in no whip like that. You know...that little CL joint or what have you namsayin. Nah a nigga get on the chariot n let the lions pull a nigga to the bodega namsayin. Not only is it fuel efficients namsayin but it happen to look fly n alla that. Word bond. N a nigga reducin his little carbon footprints n things of that nature nahmean. Cos that shit matter too. Ayo the god aint wanna have to explain to one his little grandniggas someday howcome the shit so fucked up in the planet n shit. The god dont want one his little grandniggas sittin on his lap talkin bout ayo grandpa why there aint no trees or no clean water for niggas these days n shit? Namsayin. A nigga dont wanna have to explain to the little muthafucka ayo ya see niggas from my generation wasnt doin they parts to preserve the environment like that nahmean. Niggas was too busy drivin they little V12 whips half a block to run up in Three Brothers for a slice n shit...fuckin up the ozone n causin greenhouse effects n shit. Niggas was leavin they little 62" tv on when they was in the other room gettin busy wit a broad n shit....leavin faucets runnin n shit like that nahmean. Niggas wasnt recyclin n shit....word bond. So hopefully that clarify the shit for yall niggas namsayin. Word.
Aight peace.

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