He's in the St. Clair County Correctional facility here in Alabama, if you care to send a belated card.
Dudley Wayne Kyzer was sentenced to 10,000 years in 1981 for a triple homicide after his original death penalty was overturned.
He was up for parole last year. Not a prayer.
But how can he be up for parole after serving just .00008% of his time?