High-In-Polls Socialist NDP Head Layton Hit With Sex Scandal

...on eve of election...

Jack Layton was found laying naked on a bed by Toronto Police at a suspected Chinatown bawdy house in 1996, a retired Toronto police officer told the Toronto Sun.

The stunning revelation about the current leader of the New Democratic Party comes days before the federal election at a time when his popularity is soaring.

When the policeman and his partner walked into a second-floor room at the Toronto massage parlour, they saw an attractive 5-foot-10 Asian woman who was in her mid-20s and the married, then-Metro councillor, lying on his back in bed.

If it was just a "massage", then why was he completely naked in the house where sexual activity was known to occur, and why did the cop observe the massuese toss "wet kleenex" into the trash?

Yup.  That's John Jackoff Lay-it-on.  Potential Leader of Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition.